So I’m cruising through Tennessee and I say to myself, “Self, I would really like some Chinese food.” So I punch a few buttons on the GPS to search for restaurants. I limit the search to Chinese only and the GPS says, “well, I have bad news for you. The closest Chinese restaurant is 44 miles away, in Memphis.” And I respond with, “you know what, that’s okay. Take me there.” So the GPS adds the address en route, and 44 miles later, I veer off the Interstate and stop at “Goodies Submarine Sandwiches and Chinese Food,” less than half a mile from Graceland. I pick up some Egg Drop Soup and drink it on the road.<\/p>\n

I will never, ever tire of playing with my GPS. And, I will never, ever take another road trip without one. Period.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I’m cruising through Tennessee and I say to myself, “Self, I would really like some Chinese food.” So I punch a few buttons on the GPS to search for restaurants. I limit the search to Chinese only and the GPS says, “well, I have bad news for you. The closest Chinese restaurant is 44 miles away, in Memphis.” And I respond with, “you know what, that’s okay. Take me there.” So the GPS adds the address en route, and 44 miles later, I veer off the Interstate and stop at “Goodies Submarine Sandwiches and Chinese Food,” less than half… (read more)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-961","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}