So, I’ve switched from the “low cal” diet to the “”low carb””<\/a> diet. I love diets that start out like this: “Make a list of everything you like and KISS IT GOODBYE, FAT ASS!” All this darn genetics cloning and they still can’t make a vegetable that tastes like a jelly doughnut. Stupid science.<\/p>\n

Susan’s school starts back up this week so I am babysitting Mason Monday and Wednesday nights by myself. Remind me to feed him lots of cheese on Sundays and Tuesdays to keep him from pooping on my nights. He’s getting to be a handfull (even more than before), but it’s always fun in the end. You just have to remember that when you’re, well, not at the end yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, I’ve switched from the “low cal” diet to the “”low carb”” diet. I love diets that start out like this: “Make a list of everything you like and KISS IT GOODBYE, FAT ASS!” All this darn genetics cloning and they still can’t make a vegetable that tastes like a jelly doughnut. Stupid science. Susan’s school starts back up this week so I am babysitting Mason Monday and Wednesday nights by myself. Remind me to feed him lots of cheese on Sundays and Tuesdays to keep him from pooping on my nights. He’s getting to be a handfull (even more… (read more)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}