Celebrities who share your birthday:<\/p>\n

Layne Staley
\nTori Amos
\nCindy Williams
\nValerie Harper
\nNorman Schwarzkoph
\nRay Bradbury
\nJohn Lee Hooker<\/p>\n

To you all, I say …<\/p>\n

Happy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you<\/p>\n

Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
\nWe’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
\nYou should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
\nA million people every day are starving in the street<\/p>\n

Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
\nYour mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
\nThere’s garbage in the water, There’s poison in the sky
\nI guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die<\/p>\n

Happy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you<\/p>\n

Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
\nEnjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
\nThe monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
\nTheir finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse<\/p>\n

It doesn’t take a military genius to see
\nWe’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
\nThere’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
\nWhen they drop the big one, we all get fried<\/p>\n

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)<\/p>\n

Happy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you<\/p>\n

Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
\nThere’s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
\nThere’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
\nSeems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed<\/p>\n

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
\nBut that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
\nSo if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
\nJust blow out the candles and have a piece of cake<\/p>\n

Happy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you
\nHappy birthday \/ Happy birthday to you<\/p>\n

– Happy Birthday, Weird Al<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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