Mason has learned the art of trading with his sister. For example, yesterday in the car, Morgan found a plastic princess necklace and began playing with it.<\/p>\n

Mason: Can I see that necklace?
\nMorgan: No.
\nMason: Please?
\nMorgan: No.
\nMe: Mason, it’s a dumb girly necklace. Leave her alone.
\nMason: But I want to play with it!
\nMe: No.
\nMorgan: No.<\/p>\n

(Silence.)<\/p>\n

(Mason picks up a piece of trash off the floorboard.)<\/p>\n

Mason: Morgan, you want this?
\nMorgan: Yes.
\nMason: I’ll trade you for the necklace.
\nMorgan: Trade.<\/p>\n

(Mason gives her the trash; Morgan gives him the necklace.)<\/p>\n

Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mason has learned the art of trading with his sister. For example, yesterday in the car, Morgan found a plastic princess necklace and began playing with it. Mason: Can I see that necklace? Morgan: No. Mason: Please? Morgan: No. Me: Mason, it’s a dumb girly necklace. Leave her alone. Mason: But I want to play with it! Me: No. Morgan: No. (Silence.) (Mason picks up a piece of trash off the floorboard.) Mason: Morgan, you want this? Morgan: Yes. Mason: I’ll trade you for the necklace. Morgan: Trade. (Mason gives her the trash; Morgan gives him the necklace.) Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}