During lunch today, Johnny’s cell phone began to ring. The upstairs help desk was calling to report a flood of accounts being locked out. Johnny told the caller we’d be right back in the office — the ride back usually only takes ten minutes or so.<\/p>\n

During the normally ten minute ride, we encountered (A) a speed trap that caused everyone to hit their brakes, (B) a passing ambulance that caused everyone to pull over to the side of the road, (C) not one but two trains on the same train tracks, end to end, and (D) a stuck railroad crossing guard that continued to flash for at least five minutes after the trains were long gone.<\/p>\n

Fortunately we were not struck by a meteor and did not encounter an earthquake, the only two other possible delays we could come up with. The normally ten-minute drive took over half an hour. Ridiculous!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

During lunch today, Johnny’s cell phone began to ring. The upstairs help desk was calling to report a flood of accounts being locked out. Johnny told the caller we’d be right back in the office — the ride back usually only takes ten minutes or so. During the normally ten minute ride, we encountered (A) a speed trap that caused everyone to hit their brakes, (B) a passing ambulance that caused everyone to pull over to the side of the road, (C) not one but two trains on the same train tracks, end to end, and (D) a stuck railroad… (read more)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=611"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/611\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}