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When returning from the bathroom, I had entered the wrong theater by mistake. Unable to find my friend or his grandpa, I simply took a seat near the rear of the theater and began watching the movie. When you’re a kid your time tables get all messed up. In my mind it seems like I was in there for half an hour watching the wrong movie, but in reality it couldn’t have been that long. <\/p>\n
Eventually my friend’s grandpa, along with an usher with a flashlight, came into the theater showing Blade Runner. I saw them and they saw me and soon I was back in the correct theater, watching rest of Megaforce. For years I thought the reason Megaforce didn’t make any sense was because I had missed a large portion of it. Turns out, watching the entire thing doesn’t make things any clearer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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