Mason is now officially enrolled in pre-kindergarten, which begins in August. He’ll be attending Shedeck Elementary, which is where I attended 5th and 6th grade.<\/p>\n

According to Mason’s doctor, he is in the top 100th percentile for weight and 96th percentile for height. He is not alone; Morgan is affectionately referred to as “Moose” by her teachers at daycare since she is so much bigger than all the other kids.<\/p>\n

Susan watched Flight 93<\/b> over the weekend. I refused to watch it. As my dad would (and did) say, “I know how it ends.” To this day I’ve never seen Titanic either, for the same reason. I watched Andre the Butcher<\/b> instead. Susan refused to watch it. It’s a bad horror movie starring Ron Jeremy as a “Leatherface-esque” killer. Yawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mason is now officially enrolled in pre-kindergarten, which begins in August. He’ll be attending Shedeck Elementary, which is where I attended 5th and 6th grade. According to Mason’s doctor, he is in the top 100th percentile for weight and 96th percentile for height. He is not alone; Morgan is affectionately referred to as “Moose” by her teachers at daycare since she is so much bigger than all the other kids. Susan watched Flight 93 over the weekend. I refused to watch it. As my dad would (and did) say, “I know how it ends.” To this day I’ve never seen… (read more)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}