On our way to Springfield over the weekend, Jeff and I stopped at a convenient store for gas and a snack. I went to pick up a .99 cent bag of Funyuns (the road trip snack of champions), but they were out. Instead, I picked up a bag of “Sabritones”, a Chili & Lime “Puffed Wheat Snack”. Here is a picture of the bag.<\/p>\n

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Back on the road and after popping a couple of these chips into my mouth, I realized I was taking three drinks to every one chip consumed, mostly to wash the horrid taste out of my mouth. Since these chips were so horrible, I offered one to Jeff (hey, that’s what friends do) and he confirmed that, indeed, they were awful. <\/p>\n

The chips are so horrible in fact, that Jeff and I decided that “Chili and Lime” either meant “someone ate some chili, pooped in this bag, and then covered the smell with lime”, or “this is what the sewers of Chile smell like after people have eaten limes.” Either way, the chips are dreadful.<\/p>\n

So dreadful, in fact, that I saved them. When Robb Sherwin climbed into my truck I offered him one, and even though the car was beginning to move, his default instinct was to try to open the door and get out of the car!<\/i> YES THEY ARE THAT BAD!<\/b> It’s too bad the word “epic” is overused these days, because this snack is epically bad.<\/p>\n

I even saved a few chips for Susan, who after eating one, told me, “that may be the most disgusting snack I have ever eaten in my life. Ever.”<\/p>\n

Congratulations, Chili and Lime flavored Sabritones, for being the worst snack on the face of the Earth. Coming from someone who has eaten a LOT of snacks in his lifetime, this is no trivial achievement. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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