Susan’s in Washington DC this week. Last night while Morgan watched television and Mason played his Nintendo DS, I sat relaxing in my lounge chair. I felt my eyes growing heavy so I decided to close them for just a minute.<\/p>\n

When I opened them a few minutes later, Mason was gone and Morgan was standing next to me.<\/p>\n

“Everything’s fine, daddy. We’re not doing anything. Go back to sleep,” she said.<\/p>\n

You wouldn’t believe how quickly I flew out of my chair — or, if you have children, you might.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Susan’s in Washington DC this week. Last night while Morgan watched television and Mason played his Nintendo DS, I sat relaxing in my lounge chair. I felt my eyes growing heavy so I decided to close them for just a minute. When I opened them a few minutes later, Mason was gone and Morgan was standing next to me. “Everything’s fine, daddy. We’re not doing anything. Go back to sleep,” she said. You wouldn’t believe how quickly I flew out of my chair — or, if you have children, you might.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}