Although I’m not a big Trekkie\/Trekker, sometimes I feel like an emotionless Vulcan.<\/p>\n

Last night someone shoe polished both of our cars. When things like that happen, I don’t laugh. I don’t cry. I don’t get mad and I don’t get annoyed. (Okay, I get a little annoyed.) I just don’t see the humor or the enjoyment in it for anybody involved. Nope, all I see is the ten minutes and two bucks it’s going to take to get these stupid drawings off my windows.<\/p>\n

Susan got up extra early today because she had an early-morning meeting scheduled with the CEO of a new contracting company. She was supposed to bring doughnuts … but instead she washed “HONK IF YOU LIKE BOOBS” off of the back of her van. No doughnuts for them. I was running late too since I had to take the kids to daycare, and stopping at the car wash by our house set me back another ten minutes. Instead of taking the kids through McDonald’s like I had planned, I listened to them whine as I explained that they were going to have to eat breakfast at the daycare today instead. Sorry guys.<\/p>\n

The last time I had shoe polish on one of my cars was the day I got married: August 19, 1995. Here’s hoping for another 14 years of polish-free windows.<\/p>\n

So anyway … yeah. Shoe polish. Absolutely hilarious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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