This is long, but funny. This chat took place last night while playing Texas Hold ‘Em on Facebook with a bunch of strangers (and Jeff). The longer you read, the funnier it gets.<\/p>\n

Ron Gianada: bengie where in the phillipines are you?
\nBengie Balesteros: yup
\nBengie Balesteros: y??
\nRon Gianada: haha where?
\nRon Gianada: cebu?
\nBengie Balesteros: no
\nBengie Balesteros: ilocos
\nRon Gianada: if I move there will ya marry me?
\nRon Gianada: =o)
\nBengie Balesteros: yes why not…
\nRon Gianada: cool ..of course you’ll have to be my 2nd wife
\nRon Gianada: =o)
\nBengie Balesteros: its ok
\nRon Gianada: do you want kids?
\nBengie Balesteros: from where are you???
\nBengie Balesteros: yes
\nRon Gianada: new york new york
\nBengie Balesteros: oh rily??
\nRon Gianada: how many kids?
\nRon Gianada: yes rily
\nBengie Balesteros: 2..
\nRon Gianada: boy and girl?
\nBengie Balesteros: yes
\nRon Gianada: what will we name them?
\nBengie Balesteros: ashley & dave
\nRon Gianada: very nice names
\nBengie Balesteros: yes
\nRon Gianada: could we make girls name emily?
\nBengie Balesteros: yes why not…
\nBater Ma’mooon: how abt u go sit next to her??
\nRon Gianada: so do we all live in the same house?
\nBengie Balesteros: yes if you like..
\nRon Gianada: awesome
\nBengie Balesteros: oh
\nRob O’Hara: I will move next door and take care of things while daddy’s out of town.
\nBater Ma’mooon: LOL
\nBater Ma’mooon: good one rob
\nRon Gianada: uh sorry Rob
\nRon Gianada: you don’t have the cash
\nRob O’Hara: You won’t either after raising two kids, trust me.
\nBater Ma’mooon: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
\nRon Gianada: already have 4
\nBater Ma’mooon: got a come back for that?
\nRon Gianada: and trust me i have plenty
\nRob O’Hara: See so you will need to work long hours to support those 4 plus these two new ones.
\nRob O’Hara: And someone will have to keep poor Bengie warm during the day.
\nRon Gianada: i have people work for me
\nRon Gianada: and she be poor
\nRon Gianada: she won’t be poor that is
\nRob O’Hara: Well I will work for you then. I’ll be your pool boy and take care of the hosing during the day.
\nRon Gianada: dude you are weird
\nRon Gianada: what part of no don’t you get
\nRob O’Hara: You say no but Bengie says yes.
\nRon Gianada: uh no she doesn’t
\nRob O’Hara: Well of course she wouldn’t tell YOU that!
\n(Rob buys Bengie a shot of tequila.)<\/i>
\nRon Gianada: Bengie how old are you?
\nBengie Balesteros: 25
\nRon Gianada: how tall are you?
\nPatil Vartaniann: Rob ur hottt
\nBengie Balesteros: 5’8
\nRon Gianada: wow your tall for a phllipino
\nRon Gianada: do you model?
\nRob O’Hara: Bengie do you like pool boys?
\nRon Gianada: Rob stop being a creep
\nRon Gianada: what’s a matter they don’t have women in Ok?
\nRob O’Hara: Ron do you like pool boys?
\nRon Gianada: well I employ 3 of them
\nRob O’Hara: I know what you mean by “employ” you kinky devil.
\nRon Gianada: as long as they work hard and keep the hands of my women
\nRob O’Hara: Keep the hands of your women? Gross!
\nRon Gianada: Ok rob I’m done talking to you
\nPatil Vartaniann: rob ur hott
\n(Rob buys Patil a chocolate milk.)<\/i>
\nRob O’Hara: You like women without hands?
\nRon Gianada: off that is
\nRob O’Hara: With their hands off?
\nRon Gianada: now I’m done with you
\nRob O’Hara: Man if Bengie doesn’t have any hands you can have her.
\nRon Gianada: So Bengie what do you do in ilocos
\nRob O’Hara: She doesn’t work, what with no hands and all …
\nJun Marquez: same hand bengie :)
\nRob O’Hara: Patil do you have hands?
\nPatil Vartaniann: offcaurce i have hands duhh
\nRob O’Hara: Sweet!
\nRob O’Hara: Ron employs 22 people to take care of poor handles Bengie. So sad.
\nRon Gianada: Patil
\nRon Gianada: come sit next to me
\nPatil Vartaniann: y?
\nJeff Martin: that’s not creepy or anything
\nRob O’Hara: WATCH OUT HE’LL TAKE YOUR HANDS
\nPatil Vartaniann: huhh?
\nJeff Martin: won’t affect my playing any
\nRon Gianada: like I’m taking all of yours rob
\nRon Gianada: Thanx sweety
\nPatil Vartaniann: w:D
\n(Ron gives Bengie a rose.)<\/i>
\n(Ron gives Patil a rose.)<\/i>
\nRon Gianada: how ya like me now robby
\nRob O’Hara: I love you, actually.
\nPatil Vartaniann: BENGIE TALK
\n(Bengie Leaves)<\/i>
\nRon Gianada: how old are you Patil?
\nRob O’Hara: Well one of them loves you so much they left …
\nPatil Vartaniann: 15
\nRob O’Hara: And the other is jailbait. Smoooooth …
\nRon Gianada: hey rob you’re the one buying her choc milk
\nRon Gianada: sicko
\nRob O’Hara: What? I am only 14.
\nPatil Vartaniann: shut up ur 40teeez
\nRob O’Hara: Yeah but that’s not what I tell minors!
\nPatil Vartaniann: werw do u live ron?
\nRon Gianada: well then you and Patil should get along great
\nRon Gianada: patil i;m sorry I don’t talk to under age girls online
\nRob O’Hara: Yes he only employs them.
\nPatil Vartaniann: wat the hell i must be in 3oezzz
\nPatil Vartaniann: today is sooooooooo hotTtTt
\nRon Gianada: how old are you?
\nPatil Vartaniann: OKAY, OKAY I LIVE IN DUBAI
\nRob O’Hara: Patil, be sure to drink your milk. Makes strong bones!
\n(Pause.)<\/i>
\nRon Gianada: how do you block your ID?
\nPrivacy Blocked: change your search setting to anything but everyone
\nRon Gianada: where?
\nPrivacy Blocked: settings, then privacy settings on the main facebook blue bar on the top of your screen
\n(Ron Gianada is no longer available for chat.)<\/i><\/p>\n

For the record, I should have been paying more attention to the poker and less to Bengie, Ron and Patil. I lost all my virtual money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is long, but funny. This chat took place last night while playing Texas Hold ‘Em on Facebook with a bunch of strangers (and Jeff). The longer you read, the funnier it gets. Ron Gianada: bengie where in the phillipines are you? Bengie Balesteros: yup Bengie Balesteros: y?? Ron Gianada: haha where? Ron Gianada: cebu? Bengie Balesteros: no Bengie Balesteros: ilocos Ron Gianada: if I move there will ya marry me? Ron Gianada: =o) Bengie Balesteros: yes why not… Ron Gianada: cool ..of course you’ll have to be my 2nd wife Ron Gianada: =o) Bengie Balesteros: its ok Ron Gianada:… (read more)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1483\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.robohara.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}