Susan has this thing she does called “the Rule of Fives.” The Rule of Fives isn’t implemented all the time — it’s more like martial law, something that’s declared only in times of need. When the living room gets so full of kid toys, dirty clothes and who knows what else, Susan declares the Rule of Fives. When the Rule of Fives is declared, Susan refuses to walk through the living room without picking up five items and putting them where they go. It doesn’t matter if it’s five pieces of clothing, trash, or whatever. The idea is that everytime she walks through the room, five things get picked up.<\/p>\n

Today, I am implementing the rule of five-hundred-thousands. My goal is to pick up 500,000 things every time I walk through the living room. My goal is to have the living room clean, or at least presentable, by the time Susan gets home late tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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