Spiders

There’s something about spiders that makes them appear smaller in pictures than appear in real life. Did you ever notice that? Multiple times I’ve seen spiders and thought, “man, that’s really big!” Then you take a picture of it and in the picture it looks really tiny. Maybe there’s something about our brains that makes them seem bigger to us than they really are. Is there a scientific reason for this? I was thinking, maybe in real life our brains fill in the gaps between the spider’s legs and make them seem bigger because we interpret them as being dangerous, but don’t do that when looking at a picture because it’s not a danger at that point. I don’t know why it happens to be honest.

When Mason and I got home yesterday there was a giant spider next to our front door. I guess it has something to do with our wet and mild summer, but giant spiders are everywhere right now. The funny thing about this spider was, the day before Susan had hung a giant fake spider for Halloween on the wall directly behind where the real spider had spun its web; it’s as if we had hung a big welcome sign, and this garden spider had taken us up on our offer. Normally I’m a “live and let live” type of guy when it comes to spiders but this web was located in the “take one wrong step and you’re getting a face full of web and giant spider” zone. So, armed with a yard stick, I removed the web and relocated the spider to the front lawn.

Before removing the web I took a picture of the giant, monsterous creature. In the photos, he’s so small you can barely tell where he is.

3 thoughts on “Spiders

  1. I’m a live and let live kinda gal too, so for the first couple of months of this invasion, I relocated the spiders. They now have taken over a huge section of my yard, porch, patio, and the kids play area. It’s now kill or be killed, I think. So the spiders have to go. I have a broom and a stick, and anything within my reach is dust (or goo, as it were). It doesn’t seem to diminish their numbers, and I have visions of Arachniphobia, where they are coming to get me for taking some of their loved ones out! Never the less, I will continue my crusade until they move further down the hill or the frost gets the last of them!
    Mom

  2. Nothing is worse, to me at least, when I’m hiking down a trail and I get a face/head/neck/back full of spider web and feel the bastard scurry across my back or worse- my face. I just want to tear my skin off.

  3. I’m a 40 year old man who can shriek like a 3 year old girl when it comes to being tangled in spider webs. :(

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