Celebrities who share your birthday:
Layne Staley
Tori Amos
Cindy Williams
Valerie Harper
Norman Schwarzkoph
Ray Bradbury
John Lee Hooker
To you all, I say …
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there’s something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street
Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There’s garbage in the water, There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna die
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an excuse
It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after World War III
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried
(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking for a fight
There’s an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s misery and greed
I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday / Happy birthday to you
– Happy Birthday, Weird Al
Happy 34th Birthday Rob!!! May all of your wishes come true. For everyone else reading this not celebrating today, may I say:
A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you
A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me
Let’s all congrulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
Now statistics prove
Prove that you’ve one birthday
Imagine just one birthday every year
Ah, but there are 364 unbirthdays
Preciselywhy we’re gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you
A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you
Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you
I like Lea’s song better! She must be another eternal optimist, just like your mother! Happy Birthday either way! Mom