Our neighbors, quite selfishly, have placed padlocks on their gates that surround their pool. You cannot lock up water, my friends! You are depriving us, your neighbors, from our right to swim in that pool as we once did while your house was on the market!
Mason though, the crafty one that he is, figured out the combination to the padlock. While our neighbors are out of town for the week, Mason managed to get the padlock open. We have been kept dry by the man for too long now. YOUR REIGN OF TYRRANY HAS ENDED!
And, while the neighbors are away, a good time swimming was had by all. Happy Fourth of July!
(PS: We actually got permission to swim in the pool while our neighbors were out of town, but this version sounded a lot more exciting.)
Ha! Ok, at first I was like “Rob is opening himself up to a potential lawsuit if the family gets hurt in the neighbors pool” but at the same time I was also thinking “yeah! damn the man and his pad lock for the pool gate”. Glad you and the family had a great time swimming for the 4th.
water is like air, It’s of the Public Domain. If they could tax air there would but since water isn’t quite as fluid and it is now taxed. It’s still public so as far as streams and rivers, you have rights to be on the water as long as you don’t touch the soil on the bottom. I’m sure swimming pools come under the same navigation laws. The air drop getting in there might be a little rough though and don’t have a clue how Mason’s going to get out to sleep, drink and eat!! grin