What do Russian sluts and computer viruses have in common? You get both of them installed on your computer for free if you run stupid software off the Internet before scanning it for viruses first. Oops. Yes, even the FAA Antivirus guy gets caught off guard occasionally. Multiple sadness. It wouldn’t be so bad if every time I opened Internet Explorer I wasn’t immediately redirected to a Russian porn site. This stupid virus is making me hate computers and want to move to Russian at the same time. Oxana, here I come!