I’m not really here right now — I’m on the road, driving to Durham, North Carolina. When I’m on the road I tend to update Twitter and Facebook quite a bit, but neglect the blog. So, for my loyal fans out there, here is an update full of random facts just for you.

Mason has formed a band called “Nasty Vomit”. According to him, he is both the drummer and the singer, joining the ranks of Don Henley (the Eagles), Phil Collins (Genesis), and occasionally, Ringo Starr. Mason doesn’t own any drums nor can he play them, but with a name like Nasty Vomit, who needs talent?

After seeing my friend Brian’s car, Susan is in love with the 2010 Mustangs. Right now she wants a black one, with pink flames.

As of last week, my 2006 Chevy Avalanche is paid off. That means, for maybe the first time in fifteen years, we don’t have a car payment. And, like clockwork, the Avalanche is acting up a bit and needs tuned up. I just rolled 70,000 miles and bought the truck new in January of ’06.

Morgan told me the other day that she wishes she could sleep during the day and stay up all night. When I asked her why, she said she didn’t know. But she did tell me when she grows up she wants a job where she works at night and sleeps during the day. I asked her what kind of job had those hours and she told me, “a mermaid.”