Over the weekend a package from FedEx arrived on our doorstep. Susan seemed to know immediately what the package was. She and the kids took the package into the kitchen, opened it, and all started laughing. From the living room, I could not see what was in the package. Then the package was closed and Susan informed me that it was a birthday gift for me. That’s great, except it’s March and my birthday is in August. After a bit of pleading the three of them decided to show me what was in the box.

It was me.