Couldn’t sleep last night (again) so I made up a new game called “throw 50 things away”. Then I couldn’t find anything I wanted to get rid of so I threw 50 of Susan’s things away. Just kidding. Added one new category to the trash pile (Toys I’ve Thrown Away) and added a dozen or so pictures to the Misc Category, mostly of old wigs and puppet.
Sorry Bert, your time had come.
(Yes, as a kid I peeled off Bert’s hair and eyebrows.)
Yuck! Hey Kids, it’s chemo Burt! I didn’t notice anything actually in the trash bin, so, er, uh, where’d you actually throw all the stuff away???
Oh wait, after looking at the pictures, I”m hoping you put all that stuff in a black sack for the goodwill box, right???
Oh man I had this “insultinator” toy, which was a lot like the Grossinator. You could use the buttons to switch up an opener, 2 adjectives, and a final noun – then hit the button to unleash pre-recorded verbal abuse.
I still remember the default: “You’re a totally… gross… boring… nerd!”
I assume the ‘insultinator’ was inspired by Don Rickles. May they both rest in peace!