Now hiring, one spell checker for a local snowcone stand. Must be able to remove apostrophes from such words as “Float’s”, “Shake’s”, “Malt’s”, and “Sundae’s”.

When I see signs like this one it makes me wonder why “cones” didn’t get an apostrophe. “Float’s”, “Shake’s”, “Malt’s”, and “Sundae’s” all got apostrophes — why not “Cones”?

Spelling: D-
Logic: F+
Snowcone: A- (A litte light on the juice but otherwise delicious.)