I was told three different times that they would be bringing their own boom box.

Guess who showed up with no boom box?

I had just re-organized my home, and did not have speakers hooked up to the computer that was upstairs. Everyone’s yelling for there to be some music, instead of just, well, awkward silence as the girls did their thing, and I am ready to smash the PC in two because it (for the first time ever) won’t recognize the speakers. Just a straight 1/8″ plug, too, nothing magical.

Well, it’s obvious that it won’t work. I try to hook up my laptop into the speaker system of my actual house. That won’t work either, and the laptop falls, and rips the headphone jack apart. It’s still busted; what a pleasant memory from the evening. The screaming and yelling has continued, and I finally hooked my television into my home’s speaker system, and used one of those radio station channels that directv gives you. It was like working on the engines of the Enterprise right before the Project Genesis bomb went off. Success! There was music, finally. The party could enter warp speed.

Haha, no it didn’t, the girls left twenty minutes later and made it home safely. The end. =(