Second, our cakes have improved. Cake 1 – short, squatty and looks like she fell into her dress, possibly sinking and definitely thick waisted. Her arm posture looks like she’s holding her arms out to pick up a toddler.

Cake 2 – tall, has a waist, pointy cones and arms that say, “I am hula-ing and having a graceful, gay old time”. She also includes wine coolers to drink with the cake! That being said, her arms might be saying, “I’m walking the white line trying to keep my balance during the sobriety test.” This also might explain why she had a “wardrobe malfunction” overnight!