Category Archives: Building

A Place to Hang My Hat

Last week while pulling into my driveway, I happened to notice my neighbor outside working in his yard. It wasn’t what he was doing that caught my attention, but rather what he was wearing: a big, wide-brimmed sun hat. I decided then and there that I too would own a large hat to protect my head from the sun. Four minutes later, I had ordered a bucket hat from Amazon. I mostly associate bucket hats with fishing and I’ve always secretly wanted one, which is kind of stupid, because I hate fishing (and the sun). Then again I own a golf cart, and have never been golfing. It also seems disingenuous to say, “I’ve always wanted a bucket hat.” This one cost $10.95. If I had always wanted one, I would have bought one a long time ago. It’s more accurate to say that last Wednesday I really wanted one, and two days later, an Amazon Prime delivery driver dropped one off on my front porch.

The moment I placed it upon my head, I decided this hat would become my official workshop hat. It’s just tight enough to stay on without falling off, and is the perfect color. (Amazon offers the “300N Unisex 100% Cotton Packable Summer Travel Bucket Beach Sun Hat” in 36 different colors; I chose “gray.”) I’ve also already used it one to cover my face while taking a nap in my hammock, and it worked well for that, to.

But a problem arose — where in my workshop would I hang my hat? My workbench is covered in sawdust and tools. I needed a hook, and a place to attach it. I’ve been meaning to build some new shelves for the workshop, which I decided would be a great place to attach a hat hook.

45 minutes later, I had made it to Home Depot and back with $70 worth of 2x4s in the back of my truck. If you’re wondering if I made it home before that storm rolled in and dumped buckets of rain on me, the answer is, “no I did not.”

Using 16 of the 20 2x4s, I built my new shelves. The shelves are 8′ wide and a little more than 6′ tall. I spaced the shelves so that each one will hold a milk crate with about half an inch of clearance. For the tops of the shelves I cut up the two sheets of particle wood the building contractors left behind and attached them to the 2x4s using my nail gun.

I have to say, I absolutely love having a workshop where every tool has its place. I know where my saws are. I know where my drills are. I know where my screws and nails are. I’ve spent the vast majority of my life searching for things I was just holding two minutes ago. Being able to find the tools I need when I need them is so, so nice.

Yesterday, I went to Dollar General after work and picked up ten shoebox-sized plastic containers for a dollar each. I put my sanding discs in one, and my shop rags in another.

With the shelves assembled, I still needed a hook to attach to them. I could have ordered one off of Amazon (or simply used a protruding screw), but instead I decided to 3D print one.

It is moments like this — moments where I go, “I wish I had one of these,” and then I print one — that 3D printing seems like the future. Most of the time, 3D printers are solutions looking for a problem to solve. But when there’s something you want or need, and you’re able to to just print one out in a matter of minutes, it does seem pretty magical.

On the top-most crossbar of the shelves, I attached the hook using a couple of screws. The hook I printed had two holes in it, and fortunately from owning several homes, I have a couple of plastic jugs that contain approximately 8 zillion spare screws.

With the shelves done and the hook printed and attached, it was finally time for me to hang my hat, turn out the lights, and head back to the house. The next time I go out to the workshop, the ol’ bucket hat will be out there waiting for me.

Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs…

Each evening after work I work on the workshop a little bit. Last night’s project involved hanging some of the metal signs I’ve collected over the years.

While many people adorn their buildings with signs from old gas stations and businesses, most of mine are old road signs. Some of them were purchased legally. Some of them came from abandoned buildings. Most of them were originally, uh, city property. The only sign I was ever questioned about was my “bridge out” sign (I didn’t acquire it until the bridge had been repaired). At least one sign was the result of a heist so brazen that thirty years later I’m still not at liberty to share the details. Any guilt associated with obtaining or owning any of these signs is long gone. I got most of them thirtyish years ago.

The first three signs I hung up were a Taco Mayo sign, a No Trespassing sign, and a Do Not Enter sign. I bought the Taco Mayo sign off of eBay from a fellow who obtained it when the Muskogee location closed. The No Trespassing sign came from (I believe) Crooked Oak High School, after it closed. I don’t remember where I got the Do Not Enter sign from, but I don’t feel bad for taking it or owning it. Don’t tell me where I can and cannot enter, metal sign!

I found this McDonald’s interstate exit sign for sale at a local antique mall, and put it on my Christmas list a few years ago. My dad purchased it for me, and I’ve felt bad that I’ve had it sitting in the garage for almost three years before finally getting to display it. It’s bigger than it looks at 2 1/2′ tall by 3 1/2′ wide. It makes me smile every time I see it, which is why I hung it right in front of my workbench.

And finally, there’s the big letter R. Several years ago while driving through Arkansas, Susan and I stumbled upon a billboard graveyard with dozens of billboards, restaurant signs, and store front lettering all thrown in a large pile. The R came from a Red Lobster sign. If we had been in my truck, I would have come home with more letters than Santa’s mail bag.

I have a few more signs to hang up along with some posters and other odds and ends as I slowly turn my workshop into my workshop.

Building is Finished; Building Projects Begin

As of last Wednesday, April 1, construction on the building is finally done.

When Susan and I purchased our new home back in 2018, we intended on building a workshop in the backyard the minute our old house sold. Unfortunately, the old house sat on the market for another nine months. When it finally sold in July of 2019, we immediately contacted a local contractor, drew up plans, and signed a contract to get the ball rolling.

I could say a lot of good things about the experience and I could say a lot of bad things about the experience, but all I’ll say for now is that there were a lot of lessons learned. For a few months we were told the builder “hoped” to have the building completed by Christmas, but without a firm end date set in the contract, hopes don’t mean much. December (and 2019) became February, then March, and finally April. We’re glad the building is finished, but I’d be lying if I said there weren’t days (weeks) where I sat at the back window like a sad puppy, staring at incomplete construction and wondering where everybody was.

Last Friday, installers from Home Depot arrived and installed carpet in the back half of the shop, which consists of a 10’x20′ “lobby” that leads into a 20’x20′ movie room. Wiring for the (Atmos) surround sound has already been run. I still can’t decide if I want to go with an 86″ television or a projector and a screen. The projector would offer a larger viewing area for less money, but be more complicated to install. The television would be smaller, but easier and quicker. I’ll decide soon enough. Before I put anything electronic out there, the alarm company has to come first.

As for the shop side, I spent the majority of the weekend moving things from the garage out into the workshop. My over-sized wooden shelves, my mini-fridge full of beer, and Bobby the CPR dummy have all been relocated. I’ve been using my golf cart as a delivery wagon, packing it so high and full of boxes and tools that it looks like the Beverly Hillbillies’ car as I putt back and forth between the garage and the workshop, taking breaks for drinks of water, handfuls of Ibuprofen, and to recharge the cart. During the week, I’m teleworking from home during the day and then spending the evenings moving and arranging things. I’ve started a list of projects that need to be completed, and I currently have months worth of work lined up. If there’s a good side to this whole coronavirus pandemic, it’s that my evenings are free at the moment.

It goes without saying that none of this would have happened if it weren’t for Susan. She’s listened to my dreams of having a workshop for years, and put all the pieces together to make it happen. If it weren’t for her, I’d still be sitting on the couch talking about it and there would never be any hope of her parking inside the garage someday. Thank you, Susan.

Dirt

Dump truck delivering dirt

When you have a shop built, the following things happen in the following order: the build site is prepared, dirt is brought in, concrete is poured, the building is assembled, and then the building is finished.

After a few months of coordination, the first stage — the preparation of the site — is over. I think. This stage involved having all the utilities that ran underneath the future home of the shop to be relocated — specifically, electric, cable, and water (sprinkler system). OG&E moved our electric and cut the main water line that runs to the sprinkler system in the process. The first sprinkler company terminated all the sprinkler heads; the second one repaired the line cut by OG&E, and also installed a French drain. In the middle of all of this, the cable line to our house got cut (and eventually relocated). Combined, all of this cost $3,350.

As of last week, we have graduated to stage two: dirt. A dump truck will deliver a full load of dirt to your backyard for $150. I believe that over the past week, they have delivered 22 loads of dirt ($3,300, to you and me).

With each nudge of the bulldozer, the dirt begins to take the shape of a building pad. The pile of dirt is mostly flat and square now, save for the latest mounds that were delivered over the weekend. I’ve been told that things will start to move quickly from this point forward. Based on the recent flurry of activity, I believe it.

Spread dirt

A Wednesday without Power, Water, or Apologies

“Mr. O’Hara, could you please give me a call back? We’ve had an incident in your backyard.”

I don’t know that I’ve mentioned it before on the blog, but we’re having a shop built in the backyard at our new home. This was a decision we made before we ever bought the new house. I’ve wanted one for a long time, and Susan has wanted a garage she can park inside for a long time. So, win/win.

We found the perfect builder, a local man who actually lives in our old neighborhood. “The minute our old house sells,” we told him, “we’ll cut you the first check.” None of us expected it to take nine months for our old house to sell. Here we are a year later, just getting started.

Allow me to define “getting started” — you see, before our builder can do much of anything, everything underneath where the building will sit needs to be relocated. And while logically I picked a great spot for the new building (right at the end of our driveway), logistically, it’s a mess. Pretty much everything that could possibly run underground in my backyard is buried there. That includes my electrical lines, my cable connection, and the water lines that run to my sprinkler. Before construction on the foundation can begin, all of those things need to move.

Before anyone digs anything, you have to call 811. These are the people who come out and stick flags all over your yard, telling you where you can and cannot dig. My backyard currently has at least 40 flags in it. There are red flags marking my electrical lines, blue flags marking my sprinkler lines, orange lines marking my cable line, white flags marking where the electrical lines need to move to, and yellow lines marking my gas line. Oh, and we put down some more flags to mark off where the building will eventually go. Ask the guy who mows my lawn; there are no shortage of flags in my backyard.

So, the incident.

The message left on my phone came from an OG&E contractor, who was in the process of moving my electric line. When I called him back, he informed me that while digging up my electrical lines, they severed the main water line that ran to my sprinkler system. To prevent water from spraying everywhere, they turned off the water to my house. When I asked how long this would take to fix, he told me he was not responsible for fixing it because it wasn’t marked properly.

When I asked him what I was supposed to do, his exact words to me were, “I don’t know… call a plumber?”

On the way home, I asked the man to repeat the story to me three times, just to make sure I had the details correct. Despite calling 811, and despite having a yard full of flags (including flags that clearly show where the sprinkler lines were buried), this man was not responsible for fixing the cut water line, and I no longer have water in my home.

Did I mention Susan was in Washington D.C. this week?

Did I mention it was 92 degrees when I got home from work on Wednesday?

After picking up Morgan from school, the two of us stopped and bought two cases of bottled water — overkill, yes, but I had no idea how long the water repair would take. On the way home, I explained to Morgan what all this meant: no showers or baths, no toilet flushing, no drinking water, no dish washing, and no clothes washing.

Thirty minutes after arriving at home, one of the workers came to my front door. Through broken English I thought he was informing me my water was turned off. “Spoiler,” I said, sarcastically. “I already got that call.” But I had misunderstood him. The man was informing me that they were about to turn off my power as well.

Awesome.

My plan was to gracefully shut down my computers and turn off other electronics before the power was cut. Unfortunately for me, the power went off five seconds after I shut the front door. I hadn’t even made it to the hallway to tell Morgan what was about to happen.

92 degrees. No water, and now, no power.

While I ranted and raved to strangers on Twitter, Susan (halfway across the country in Washington D.C.) was on the phone with OG&E, who said no such cut had been reported to them. After a few more phone calls, magically, the crew working in my backyard reported the cut water line, and OG&E said they would reimburse us for the cost of the repair — which is all good news, but doesn’t feel like good news when you can’t flush a toilet and your house is beginning to warm up because your air conditioner doesn’t have any juice.

I had incorrectly assumed that our power would be off only long enough for the workers to splice together the connection or maybe even disconnect the old one and connect the new one, but I was wrong. We were without power for about two hours — not the end of the world, but it feels like forever when you don’t know when it’s coming back.

Through Susan’s conversations with OG&E, we learned that it wasn’t the water line to our house that had been cut (which is what I originally understood), but rather the water line from our house to our sprinkler system. If that line could be cut off, we were told, the water to our house could be turned back on.

If I knew how to do that. And if I had one of those long metal sticks for doing that, which I don’t.

The next several hours were spent on the phone, talking and texting with friends who know more about sprinkler systems than I. Between my friends Tim and Jeff, we were able to narrow down which valve “most likely” cut off water to the sprinkler system. Around 9 p.m., my neighbor Dave arrived home from church and emerged from his garage with a flashlight and a water key! Fifteen minutes later, water again flowed. There was much rejoicing (and flushing).

In the big scheme of things, none of this was a big deal. We’ll get the sprinkler pipe repaired and send OG&E the bill. As I look back on the ordeal, it wasn’t the cut line that upset me as much as the man’s attitude. I can’t imaging entering someone else’s home, breaking something, and then waiving off any responsibility. (For the record, the digging crew had to literally be standing on top of a blue “water line” flag where they were digging; I’d swear on that in court.) At the end of the day, we can’t always control what happens, but we can control how we react to it and how we handle it.

At the end of my driveway sits a 4-foot-by-8-foot hole roughly two feet deep with a broken water pipe down in the bottom of it. I don’t suspect my plumber will have a hard time finding it.